They are both good at removing the Polish!
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Nailed it
A poodull
Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.
A new last name.
a new last name
Poll tree!
Gronkowski
Running Stupid
The Polish.
A stripper
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They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving
They are German and a tad-Polish"
Because they can't spell toboggan.
Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan.
Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)
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A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
They can't spell TOBOGGAN !
Punch him in the nose.
Shoot the guy pushing it.
Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh
A polish bowling ball.
Put it in water
Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.
Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body
you put it in the water
Copernicus.
His surname
A Jet-ski.
A Warsaw...
He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt.
For people that don't want anything to drink
A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.
Shoot the guy that's pushing it
hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.
Because opposite poles attract
A: Development of a working match.
They have a polar pole poll.
You wave!
A: So the cops can find the handles.
First you gotta find a retarded pig...
A fishing pole.
A: Turn off the carousel.
Krakow
He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap
Polish
A last name.
Piccop Andropoff.
Too many horses were drowning.
A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.
You would rise and shine.
A fishing pole
So he could look at others' faces.
It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.
A new last name
Unplug the merry-go-round.
A Polaark!
You put it in water
They're made out of dill dough.
A Rollie Pollie
Totem Pole.
No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you
Chasing parked cars.
He breaks in.
You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.
A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
In widescreen.
He has to wait for the verb.
Q: What do you tell someone from Moscow who is in a hurry? A: Quit Russian. Q: What do you call a Mexican pessimist? A: A Mexican't Q: What do you call a German who is urinating in an alley? A: A you're a peein'. Q: What does an Asian person have if their leg joints are socially awkward? A: Shy knees. Q: What is a Parisian country cover band's favorite song to play? A: "I've got France in low places."
The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.
Because it has a turd in it.
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
My phone is turned off.
A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
