What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

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What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

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What is Polish roulette?

It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.

How do you call a spiritually significant Polish guy?

Totem Pole.

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What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

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What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name