What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

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What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

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How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

How do you say "touchdown" in Polish?

Gronkowski

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What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

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What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh