What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

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What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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How do you sink a polish ship?

you put it in the water

Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

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What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night?

A double bridle

What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

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What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh