Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

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What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

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Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

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Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

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He was always high! (I'm sorry)

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No wonder you called the company Microsoft

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A new last name.

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What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.