Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

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Why were the yearbook students expelled?

They shot the whole school.

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

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Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

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What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

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What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

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Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.