Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

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How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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Why couldn't Kim Kardashian see Caitlyn Jenner?

Because she was trans-parent.

What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

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Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white

Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

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What do you call an elevator full of white people?

A box of crackers.

Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

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What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?

A defetus

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Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah