Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ?

A shaggy dogs tale !

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What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

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Why are some flowers gangsta ?

Cause they carry pistils.

Why are there no headache pills in Troy?

Cause Paracetamol

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

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What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

What should you call a polite friendly kind good looking monster?

A failure.

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Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

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Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.