Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

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How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

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What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.

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Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

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What should you call a polite friendly kind good looking monster?

A failure.

What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?

A defetus

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Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.