What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster?

a failure!

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Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Failure Jokes More Failure Jokes

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?

A defetus

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What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster?

a failure!

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.