What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet?

Behave or Frankenswine will get you."

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What did did the mother duck say to her duckling?

A: "If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet?

Behave or Frankenswine will get you."

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What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine?

Boaris Karloff.

What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet?

Behave or Frankenswine will get you."