What do you call a hippie that can't cook?

Burning ham!

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What do call a white guy in a burning building?

Fire cracker

What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

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What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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What mathematical cube can you cook with?

A boolean cube!

What does a witch enjoy cooking most?

Gnomelettes.