What do you call a hippie that can't cook?

Burning ham!

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What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

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What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

Why did the hippie drown in the ocean?

He was too far out.

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What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

What did the cook say to the dough?

A: I "NEED" you!