What do you call a hippie that can't cook?

Burning ham!

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What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

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Why did the hippie drown in the ocean?

He was too far out.

Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

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Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

How Do You Make Spider-Man Cry?

Cook him some Uncle Ben's