What do you call a hippie that can't cook?

Burning ham!

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What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !

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What would my hippie side be doing right now?

I already know that

What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

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How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked?

wel-dern