Why did the hippie drown in the ocean?

He was too far out.

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How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

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What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.