Why did the hippie drown in the ocean?

He was too far out.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What is the most dishonest fish in the ocean?

A lionfish

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.