Why did the hippie drown in the ocean?

He was too far out.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Where can you find an ocean without any water?

A: On a map!

What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

Bob. *I'm so sorry*