What do Eskimo's and Ziploc bags have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

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Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing?

They got new fur coats.

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Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

To find a tight seal