Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

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Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Where do Floridians wash their clothes?

In Fort Launderdale.

Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

A petticoat !

What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on?

It made him shy!

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl?

What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

Cold Tide Jokes More Cold Tide Jokes

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.