Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

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What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

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OCDC

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Microwaves!

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Sears.

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Clothes but no cigar...

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I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

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Cold Tide Jokes More Cold Tide Jokes

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

because it's too cold out-tide.