What did the cannibalistic lion do?

Swallow his pride.

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How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

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Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.