What did the cannibalistic lion do?

Swallow his pride.

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What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

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Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride