What did the cannibalistic lion do?

Swallow his pride.

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What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

Why should you never date a vegan girl?

She won't swallow.

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Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride