Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.