Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride