Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

What did the cannibalistic lion do?

Swallow his pride.

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet