Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

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What did Dorothy do to the mean Asian Munchkin?

She swallowed the yellow prick's load.

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

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Why are black people so fast?

Since they run away from lions , but he nearest village is 10km away.....

What is the fiercest animal in the savanna?

The . Because the lion is not as fierce as it seems...

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What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach?

A barffalo

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

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What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.