Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

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What did the cannibalistic lion do?

Swallow his pride.

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

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Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach?

A barffalo

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!

Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.