What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

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What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

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Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.

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How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

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How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"