What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

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Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

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What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

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Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

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What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.