His punches Neverland.
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Ouch, that Hertz!"
Punch
You can actually punch information into a computer.
A boyfriend.
A Sandy Hook
He ordered some NaCl.
You only have to punch the information into a computer once.
When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
A sandy hook
PUNCH!
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Guacamelee
Because they'd been floored by his punch.
uh...a blacker eye?
They both take out everyone with just one punch.
You punch her
There's twenty of them.
Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.
Cause shes terrible.
Punch him in the nose.
M'Larynx
A sandy hook.
Ewe wouldn't understand.
You can punch information into a computer.
Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.
A hoedown!
Punch them in the hands.
Their Punch.
A computer only has to have information punched into it once.
Punjabi-ng.
Holm School
In the ring.
With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once
Oeuf!
I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*
Punch line in comments)
Because he said Punch's line.
They Neverland.
He couldn't see it coming
Both can knock you out at a party.
Punch!
Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.
So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.
so I punched him in the head.
Asking for a friend.
A neigh-maker
Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.
He always throws the punch.
His mother told him to hit the hay.
A Sandy Hook.
You only have to punch information into a computer once.
He punches the bucket
You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.
A knife has a point.
A elevator can raise a kid
Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.
Sandy Hook.
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"
Ouchwitz >say ouch when offended or in pain >Witz is the German word for joke >sounds like auschwitz
A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.
Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.
ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there
Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do
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A pretentious connoisseurous.
