His punches Neverland.
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Ouch, that Hertz!"
Punch
You can actually punch information into a computer.
A boyfriend.
A Sandy Hook
He ordered some NaCl.
You only have to punch the information into a computer once.
When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
A sandy hook
PUNCH!
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Guacamelee
Because they'd been floored by his punch.
uh...a blacker eye?
They both take out everyone with just one punch.
You punch her
There's twenty of them.
Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.
Cause shes terrible.
Punch him in the nose.
M'Larynx
A sandy hook.
Ewe wouldn't understand.
You can punch information into a computer.
Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.
A hoedown!
Punch them in the hands.
Their Punch.
A computer only has to have information punched into it once.
Punjabi-ng.
Holm School
In the ring.
With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once
Oeuf!
I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*
Punch line in comments)
Because he said Punch's line.
They Neverland.
He couldn't see it coming
Both can knock you out at a party.
Punch!
Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.
So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.
so I punched him in the head.
Asking for a friend.
A neigh-maker
Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.
He always throws the punch.
His mother told him to hit the hay.
A Sandy Hook.
You only have to punch information into a computer once.
He punches the bucket
I have 40.
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
Monkey vomit
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
A flat minor
A fruit punch.
Wataa and fruit punch! I'll see myself out.
Through ex-spear-i-mints.
They'll turn it into a bombardeer
Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.
What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night
Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
