What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What does a Gorilla attorney study?

The Law of the jungle!

What do you call a midget psychic running from the law?

A small medium at large.

New Car Jokes More New Car Jokes

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Mix Feeling Jokes More Mix Feeling Jokes

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.