Cliff Jokes

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

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Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

What do you get when you throw a dead baby off a cliff?

A pleasant erection

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

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What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

What do you call a woman who fell off a cliff?

Eileen Dover...

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends :(

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"

What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

Who's there ?

Cliff ! Cliff who Cliff hanger !

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

Who's there ! Ankara ! Ankara who ?

Ankara went off the cliff !

Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

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