What do you get when you throw a dead baby off a cliff?

A pleasant erection

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.