What do you get when you throw a dead baby off a cliff?

A pleasant erection

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit?

His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!