Word of mouse.
Take my word for it.
Aladdin the street wants a word with you !
Give them a "test tickle."
Have someone throw it at you.
By moving faux wood. Rimshot
Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)
A: Someone stepped on the mouse.
None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
state joke) A New Hampshire