What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

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What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

Where'd he go?

and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

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What's the best way to get home from school?

Don't go to school.

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Don't bite any witches !

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Why are fisherman so successful in business?

Because they use "net" profits

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

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What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

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A purrfect meal !

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What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop?

state joke) A New Hampshire

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.