tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Bet on it.
Get under another one
Whittle by whittle.
Cancer.
Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.
A really strong gust of wind.
them nicely.
With a knife!
Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!
Wohahaha! That was funny! XD
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Getting diagnosed with cancer.
Give them a "test tickle."
Cancer
Word of mouse.
A cloth.
A: Lend it to Greece.
Shake'n bake.
Selfless
In the trunk of a car.
Don't go to school.
Hire a cunning linguist.
Slow your roll.
Make the jacket first.
Kick em.
Truck.
Moonwalking
Undercover.
Run over an Italian.
Ask Apple.
ON AN OPPORTUNITY
A. Put the remote control between his toes.
By long distance.
The NSFW tag, you freak
Gamble in British currency.
A: Leave it in the cow.
Non-habit forming
You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...
Like a sixpack
9GAG
Take the psychopath!!
By hare (air) mail.
With a track-tor!
A. Turn right and go straight.
Get married on his birthday.
Unique up on him
Use your test tickles
Give him the sheet music.
With your clothes off
Don't bite any witches !
Seth Rollins with a chair
Kick the alter boy in the chin
Test Tickles
IM Groot.
Cancer...
Leave the EU.
A: From a long ways away.
Body centered cubic
Don't pay the water bill.
A Suhhh Dude
Life insurance policies.
Just be *honest* with it man...
Start with a brief introduction.
Have someone throw it at you.
with a woofie.
To flick through it as fast as possible.
Debbie Reynolds Wrap.
To which I replied: "a camera."
Evolution.
On television !
Put the ashes in the donuts.
Cold turkey.
With a crane.
Heir mail
Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane
ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.
90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945
A coat hanger
Driving at midnight.
A: 9.81 m/s2
A chopper
On the front page of reddit.
I said "A big knife" She laughed and said "You're funny" I said "wise choice"
You con-du-it!!!
In bits and pieces.
by losing a billion dollars in business.
Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.
Transginger.
Because they were tailor made for it.
Tailor Swift
A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.
One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"
Because Boston has all the cups!
Because it's more than a ceiling
A Hoodie.
Attire.
It makes the front page.
Alt+Right
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up
They add another coat.
Easel-y
