What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

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What did the blind and deaf girl get for Christmas?

Cancer.

When is the worst time to get Cancer?

North of the equator.

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How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

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What experience do you have plucking chickens?

Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

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What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes?

Moonwalking

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

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Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert