What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

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What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

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It took ears off his life!

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What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

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3 in 1

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Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

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What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

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Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

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How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap