What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

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Who's there ! Benny ! Bennny who ?

Benny thing happening !

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

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Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

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What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

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What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

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What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

How do you stop a Polish tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it

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What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.