What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

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What happens when you get a bladder infection?

Urine trouble.

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What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

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Chews!

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Trapped Under Ice.

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What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

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What is a Polish person's favorite weapon?

A Warsaw...

What sound does a Polish crow make?

Krakow

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How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap