Chew Jokes

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

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What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors?

Through ex-spear-i-mints.

What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

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Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

What do bees chew?

Bumble gum.

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

What do you call gummy semites?

Chews!

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

How does a train eat?

It goes chew, chew

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A chew-chew train!

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What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

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What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

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Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Utah?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

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How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

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What kind of bees get you high?

Doo-bees... I'm so sorry for that

What insect can be spelled with just one letter?

Bee.