You have to chew before you swallow!
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BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.
The wheelchair
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
I chews you
Cancer
Through ex-spear-i-mints.
A baby chewing on a razor blade.
A chewing gum you pervert
Cancer :)
Because they chew balls.
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Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
Bumble gum.
Cause I stepped on it.
Because they're wrigleys !
He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
Cancer...
Hubble Bubble
A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.
So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth
Chews!
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
I must throw that doggie out the window !"!
Justin Beaver
It goes chew, chew
Treeson.
Framed.
Because they are in bread.
Because the cow has the utter.
Facul-tea
Because he was Haydn.
A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.
A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."
Allahu Ackbar!**
A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.
Udder destruction.
You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.
Cancer. ( )
Cancer!*
Aren't they themselves a carry-on?
Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves
