What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

How does a train eat?

It goes chew, chew

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

What do you call a teacher who's always late?

Mr. Buss

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.