What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

What do you call gummy semites?

Chews!

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts?

She's a spitter, not a swallower.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.