What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

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What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

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It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

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When her mustache is on fire!

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It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

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How do you get gum out of hair?

cancer -I'm sorry-

What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

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How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

Friend:

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor