The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.
The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine
Cancer :)
Chews!
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.
Because it came from the Suez.
She's a spitter, not a swallower.
BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.
In the cow-boose.
When it's on the train.