What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?

A: The blonde works in the dark!

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors?

Through ex-spear-i-mints.

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What do you call a pokemon that's part train?

A Pikachoochoo.

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"