What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

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What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What do you call gummy semites?

Chews!

Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

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What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

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What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes?

Reddit

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

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Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.