If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.
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One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"
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They both spit fire
The Salivation Army.
Spit, swallow, gargle.
They both spit.
Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.
Spit, Swallow and Gargle.
Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.
When her moustache is on fire!
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Because it came from the Suez.
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.
spit, sallow, and gargle.
One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.
A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.
A nun on a spit
cause it just means you spit more fire
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When her mustache is on fire!
Spitting swallowing and gargling.
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
Because he tasted funny.
Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.
Brushing your teeth
A cud thud!
A femijizm
Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha
Because he tasted funny!
Brushing your teeth!
It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"
A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."
Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit
Because it was two years old
A firm grip on the back of her head.
What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog
She's a spitter, not a swallower.
Because white space matters. hehee
Why don't you want me to get well now
Because they have a tutankhamun!
He couldn't see the point.
It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.
Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!
I love you for your inner beauty.
Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"
The Alpacalisp.
Alpaca lunch!
Get cancer
Because they are already covered.
They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.
Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.