What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

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What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

South America Jokes More South America Jokes

What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

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What did the alpacas go as for their group costume?

The zombie alpacalypse

What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?

Alpaca ya bags.

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What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.