One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
The German knows when he's not speaking English.
It was an ax-I-dent.
Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."
She's a spitter, not a swallower.
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They drive alpacars.
One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.
The zombie alpacalypse