What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

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How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

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What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

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What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

What is the most popular vehicle in South America?

They drive alpacars.

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What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

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The Alpacalisp.

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What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.