Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."
His mom was in a jam!
Rastafriedrice
Easy Bake Ovens
Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.
asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"
Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."
Santa Clues.
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
June, July, and August.