Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

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Why was the strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

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What did German kids get for Christmas during th holocaust?

Easy Bake Ovens

Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

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Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

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Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

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Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

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What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."