Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

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What did Piotr get for christmas?

Your iPod!

What did German kids get for Christmas during th holocaust?

Easy Bake Ovens

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What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)

What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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Christmas Present Jokes More Christmas Present Jokes

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

Chemotherapy Jokes More Chemotherapy Jokes

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

What do you say to a thin American?

Hows the chemotherapy going?

August Jokes More August Jokes

What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August?

A leotard

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.