Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

Christmas Present Jokes More Christmas Present Jokes

Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?

Elephanta Claus !

What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

Chemotherapy Jokes More Chemotherapy Jokes

What do you say to a thin American?

Hows the chemotherapy going?

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

August Jokes More August Jokes

What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August?

A leotard

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.