What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)

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Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

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This did not go swimmingly at all

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How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?

A: Pretty hot

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She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

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To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

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What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)