What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)

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What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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On their feet!

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Seeder

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Whittle by whittle.

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How does the chef prepare the chicken?

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About 2 bucks an hour depending on what the current minimum wage is.

What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)