What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)

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What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

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What's a Grecian Urn?

About 2 bucks an hour depending on what the current minimum wage is.

What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)