What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)

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What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

What is a neckbeard's favorite type of wood?

m'hogany

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When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

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What's a Grecian Urn?

About 2 bucks an hour depending on what the current minimum wage is.

What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)