What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)

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What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!

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A match made in Heaven.

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Ankansas though any piece of wood !

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Corpell tunnel syndrome

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What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)