How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

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How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

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Why do white girls only travel in packs of 3's?

Because omg they can't even.

Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

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What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!

How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

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What do you call a crazy person wearing pantaloons?

A pantalunatic.

How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.