How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

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Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.

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What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

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How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

What's the scariest path?

The psychopath

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What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

How do you steal something from a crazy person?

You straight jack it.