How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

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What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

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What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

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What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

How does a crazy person get out of the woods?

They take the psychopath.

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What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

How do you steal something from a crazy person?

You straight jack it.