How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

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How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

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Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

How to fleas travel ?

Itch hiking !

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What's the scariest path?

The psychopath

What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!

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What do you call a crazy person wearing pantaloons?

A pantalunatic.

How does a crazy person get out of the woods?

They take the psychopath.