Crazy Person Jokes

How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

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What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

How do you steal something from a crazy person?

You straight jack it.

What do you call a crazy person on the moon?

A lunartic.

How does a crazy person get out of the woods?

They take the psychopath.

How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.

What do you call a crazy person wearing pantaloons?

A pantalunatic.