What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

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How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

ask about his routine.

Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

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How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

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How do you steal something from a crazy person?

You straight jack it.

How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.