What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

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Why is it easy for chicks to talk ?

Because talk is cheep !

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

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How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

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What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.