What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

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Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together?

It is always an insecure line!

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

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What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

How does a crazy person get out of the woods?

They take the psychopath.