What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

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How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

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They don't, it's a miff.

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How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

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Somewhere around a buck an ear.

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How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.

What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.