What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

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Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

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How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

How are beer nuts like deer nuts?

You can find a small bag of each under a buck.

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What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

What do you call a crazy person on the moon?

A lunartic.