What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.

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What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

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What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

What did one turtle say to the other eel?

hahaha hahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA