What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.

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What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.

Why are linux geeks very introvertish ?

Because they never get out of their shell

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How did the turtle call his friends?

on his shellphone

What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE