What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.

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How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.