What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

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What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High"

What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

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Who's the poorest person in West Virginia?

The Tooth Fairy.

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

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Which tax haven is a daddy?

The Cayman Islands

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

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What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

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What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant?

She went to Jared.