What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

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Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

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Who's the poorest person in West Virginia?

The Tooth Fairy.

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

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What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.

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What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

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Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant?

She went to Jared.

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes