What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

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What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.

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Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

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What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

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What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.

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What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

What do 16 year old boys and drug companies have in common?

They are both more worried about getting inside you than being effective once there!

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What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant?

She went to Jared.