What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

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An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.

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Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

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Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

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Because they never dig up daddies.

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What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

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What do you call a 16 year old black girl who has had a few abortions?

a crime fighter.

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What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant?

She went to Jared.