Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant?

She went to Jared.

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How did Jared lose 150lbs?

He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.

What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?

A flat minor

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What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant?

She went to Jared.

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes