Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant?

She went to Jared.

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Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

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What do you call a 16 year old black girl who has had a few abortions?

a crime fighter.

What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

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Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant?

She went to Jared.

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes