Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

Why does Reddit hate Pilipinos?

Everybody hates Pilipinos.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What will they name their child?

Donald Dump

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

Why does Reddit have so many reposts?

Because you already read-it.

How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

Evacuate Jokes More Evacuate Jokes

What, like structurally?

Should we call an engineer Evacuate Please advise.

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"