Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction?

What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction? One can... "Get Hard"

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How do you annoy people on Reddit?

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Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of?

misogynistic.

What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!"

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

When does a joke stop being funny?

When you repost it.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room?

Depends on how you throw (idk if this is a repost)

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "

Evacuate Jokes More Evacuate Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.