What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

Why did 0.81 recurring die?

Because he was 9/11.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who's there ! Baby ! Baby who ?

Baby love my baby love.... !

Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.