What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence?

There was a full stop

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo?

It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.

What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!