What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

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What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

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What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy

What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

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Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

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What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "