How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do you call two black guys on a bike?

Organized crime

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

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What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.