How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

What's the difference between bullets and people?

People miss Harambe

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How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

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Why should you never run over a black kid on a bike?

Because it's probably your bike...

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

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What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

What do you call two colored folk riding a bicycle?

Organized crime!