What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

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What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet