What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

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Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

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What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.