What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

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Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!