Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

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Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

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What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

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What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.