Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

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What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

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Why is all the racism in America downstairs?

That's where we keep them chained up.

What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

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What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

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What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.