What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

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What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

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What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

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What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!