What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

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How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

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Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.

What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding?

Quit Russian.

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When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

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What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!