Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

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What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

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What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

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What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

How amphetamine addiction is called?

Need for Speed.

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What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

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What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

Why did the rapper visit the urologist?

Because his flows were so sick.