What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

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Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND ....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold