Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.

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What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

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What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium

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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

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What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.