Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.

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Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe?

Because they lost their solemate

What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.

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Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.

Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

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Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

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Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.

What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.