Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.

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How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

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Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

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What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

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Collar ID

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

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What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.