Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium

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How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.

What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.

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What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

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Where do fortune tellers keep the fortunes?

Crystal balls deep made this up.

Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?

To Palm Beach.