Fortune Teller Jokes

Where do fortune tellers keep the fortunes?

Crystal balls deep made this up.

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What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?

To Palm Beach.

Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

What do you call a obese fortune teller?

A fortune teller, you FPHer!!!

Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.