What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

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What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Why do Native Americans wear jock straps?

TOTEM POLE

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What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

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Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?

To Palm Beach.

What do you call a obese fortune teller?

A fortune teller, you FPHer!!!