Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

Skip

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size?

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size? A peta-file.

Mothball Jokes More Mothball Jokes

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?