Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do you call a Chinese guy with one leg?

Thai-Won Shu.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

Mothball Jokes More Mothball Jokes

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth