Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

What did the Moth say to the other Moth?

I'Moth

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

Mothball Jokes More Mothball Jokes

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!