Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's green and flies over Poland?

Snotzis.

How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

Why are women like parachutes?

Because if they don't spread they are worthless.

Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

Mothball Jokes More Mothball Jokes

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!