Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

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What's the good word?

Legs. Spread the word.

How many black people does it to pave a driveway?

One. You just have to spread him real thin.

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How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

What do moths study at school?

Mothmatics

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Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

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Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...