Moth Jokes

What did the Moth say to the other Moth?

I'Moth

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Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

What do moths study at school?

Mothmatics

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

Why did the moth go into the dentist's office?

The light was on.

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

Why was the moth so unpopular ?

He kept picking holes in everything !

What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

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What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

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Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

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Pick on someone your own size.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

Moth Ball Jokes More Moth Ball Jokes

How can you make a moth ball ?

Hit it with a fly swatter.

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

What is Chipotle most known for?

A. Steak Bowls - B. Delicious Tacos - C. Chips - D. Burritos - E. Coli

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

Mothball Jokes More Mothball Jokes

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

Fly Swatter Jokes More Fly Swatter Jokes

How do you make a moth bawl?

Hit him with a fly swatter.

How can you make a moth ball ?

Hit it with a fly swatter.