Moth Jokes

What did the Moth say to the other Moth?

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Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

What do moths study at school?

Mothmatics

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

Why did the moth go into the dentist's office?

The light was on.

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

Why was the moth so unpopular ?

He kept picking holes in everything !

What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

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What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

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Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world?

Molar opposites.

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly..."

Moth Ball Jokes More Moth Ball Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

How can you make a moth ball ?

Hit it with a fly swatter.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

Leave Hand Jokes More Leave Hand Jokes

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"