What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

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What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

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Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

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How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

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Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What insect is the Wood Ant related to?

The Should Ant and the Could Ant.

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How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

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What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.