What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

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What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for

What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

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What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Why did the black child cross the road?

To get to the other side

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What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

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What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ?

A cricket ball !

What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

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How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

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How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

How do fireflies start a race ?

Ready steady glow !