What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

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Where can you find Scandinavia?

Right next to Printdinavia and Copydinavia.

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

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Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

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How can you tell the difference between a catholic, a baptist, and a Methodist?

A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.

What does caravans and women underwear have in common?

Both are in the way if you are in a hurry

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What lives in gum trees ?

Stick insects !

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

What did the Moth say to the other Moth?

I'Moth

Firefly Jokes More Firefly Jokes

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !