What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

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What is Michael J Fox's favourite song?

Shake It Off by Tayler Swift

What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

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What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium! I'll see myself out now...

What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

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How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

What makes a pun, fun?

Add an h.

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What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

What's the only thing a feminist is going to change?

The Laundry

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)