How did hipster kid hurt himself?

He touched the stove before it was cool...

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What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

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Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'