How did hipster kid hurt himself?

He touched the stove before it was cool...

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What did the cat say when it got hurt?

me-OW!

What hurts really bad?

Frequency!

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Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.