How did hipster kid hurt himself?

He touched the stove before it was cool...

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Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

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Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove