How did hipster kid hurt himself?

He touched the stove before it was cool...

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What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him?

An airplane

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.