How did hipster kid hurt himself?

He touched the stove before it was cool...

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What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

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Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.